Thursday, September 3, 2009
Chapter 9 - Scout Life --> Chung Hwa Campfire Part 1
During Form 1, HsC members were very active in scouting activities...well that includes joining other skul's campfire too!
Chung Hwa's Campfire, THE BEST AND MOST MEMORABLE CAMPFIRE EVER!!!
It was a 3 days 2 night campfire...from the 1st day of the campfire, joy and fun stuffs happened all the time until the last day...
Well generally part 1 will be about the first day...
Ok, I shall skip the boring part of the campfire, basically boring parts are parts like reaching the place, got our classroom, packed out our stufss and bla bla bla...
First thing everyone must know is, we are in the same classroom with some KIDS...forgotten wht skul, but all of them were kids...PLAYFUL KIDS
Jonathan was very innocent...He was the first one "BULLIED" by these kids...
When Jonathan was sitting on the table (actually he shouldn't), 2 kids suddenly came and drag him down...making his buttock...OUCH!!!!
Jonathan was like....@$%#%#%#
But, DAI SEI LAR...sit on table....hahaha
Actually the whole campfire was about competitions and playing only...
Well obviously, we went there for PLAYING ONLY
HcS told us to get N numbers of contacts from the campfire...
We got nervous and tried to get as many as possible...
Then HcS saw some DAI LAP MAK....or we know as PEMIMPIN or u can as well translate it as BIG MOLE GUYS....
HcS told us that, if we can get signature of those Pemimpin, the N numbers of contact shall be cut to X number...
Well God was so happy, he then quickly went to find the pemimpins for signature...
Wait, WHAT??? PEMIMPINS??? with S behind??? How many were there?
I think it was about 4 or 5...forgot alr...
God went with all HsC members, tht time geh members la....
YEAH!!! The pemimpin saw God very cute and made fun of him....
There was a conversation like this:
God: Uncle!!! Can help me sign here? Ke yi bang wo qian ming ma??
Pemimpin A: Wa...u call me uncle arr? Eh guys, since when we became uncle?
Pemimpin All: HAHAHA...
God: HAHAHA, bang wo qian ming la...
Pemimpin A: Wei shen me wo yao bang ni qian ming? Wht talent u have got?
God: erm....LIANG ZHI LAO HU LIANG ZHI LAO HU, PAO DE KUAI, PAO DE KUAI,
YI ZHI MEI YOU ER DUO, YI ZHI MEI YOU YAN JING, ZHEN QI GUAI, ZHEN QI GUAI
Pemimpin ALL: HAHAHA...nice one nice one...
Pemimpin A: go help us buy some canned drinks and we shall sign for u...
God: Ok....
If I'm not wrong, the conversation was like tht...
Well wht important is, GOD sang LIANG ZHI LAO HU, Two Tigers and danced to get signature from them....
HAHAHA
Then at night, CT the Playboy look guy, taught us to dance QING CHUN....YOUNGNESS...
Tht night, it was like a party...everyone danced until they were exhausted....
PART 2 to be continued....PART 2 is more interesting...
DUN MISS IT!!!!

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Saturday, August 15, 2009
Chapter 8 - 1H's Most Horrorable Science Class

In a rainy afternoon, when all the 1H’s students were packing their things and ready to go to the science lab, something horror happened…. ….

What was that?! It’s happened on Dan, Tommy, Lun and Miss pau. While Miss pau was packing her things, Dan did something which is stupid and super childish on her.

Dan used his hand, (if not mistaken, he used his right hand) to steal Miss pau’s name tag, prefect’s name tag, and threw it around. The incident wasn’t serious that time.

But!!! But!!! Our little Tommy which started acting actively in 1H took the name tag and pass it to Dan again. This situation just like playing MONKEY, which mean Miss Pau was in the middle and trying to get the name tag but she’s too short and her hands extremely short… Therefore, she couldn’t get the nametag back.

OMG! Lun seem was interested in the MONKEY game and he joined Dan and Tommy. Ok, Lun super pro… He took the nametag out of class and put it on the floor… Then the climax reached.

PN Mushroom appeared. She saw what has Lun done … and shouted at him : “ OI!!! What the hell are you all doing? Who involves? Come to my class now, I’m going to punish you all”

SHIT! Dan and Tommy trying to escape, but they couldn’t. Miss Pau also called to Pn.Mushroom class room. She was in the 1G, some guys [HsC] were in the class. When Dan, Tommy, and Lun + miss Pau walked in… They seem like nervous and scare… and they’re asked to explain the whole incident.

SO, Dan was blamed serious. Pn Mushroom scolded him. What a pity guy. While Dan was scolded by Pn. Mush, Tommy was trying to eye contact with other HsC

@#$%^&* @#$%^&* @#$%^&*

After that, Pn Mush still didn’t let them go. She took them to another class--- 1E…Yay, its GOD’s class. Okay, Pn, Mush keep on scold Dan, and Tommy, but Lun wasn’t scolded seriously… and at last, THEY had BEEN CANNED… OUCH!!!! PAIN!!!!

Then Dan cried. Tommy still smiled happily, Lun still like a stupid fellow… and Miss Pau felt guilty? Great! They continued their science class with sadness.


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Thursday, August 6, 2009
CHAPTER 7 – The legendary BUNNY

It was a great afternoon without teacher in the class. All the 1H students were running around, the school just started for a short period of time, so all the students still trying to know each other. Dan and Jack had known almost all the people in 1H except the legendary girl- MISS J.

So, Dan ran in front of
MISS J. There were few dialogues between Dan and Miss J:
Dan : Hi, may I know your name please?
Miss J : Oh. You may, my name is XXX.
Dan : Oh~ Nice to meet you XXX. Where are you from?
Miss J : From CHUNG WEN. Nice to meet you too.
Dan : You very cute leh~ see your teeth!!! Like a rabbit!

Oh my god, how could Dan say such thing to a little form 1 girl? It might hurt the girl very much ok? After that, Dan and miss J had never talk anymore for whole form 1. Is it Miss J hate Dan? Who knows…There were many nickname that Dan had given to Miss J such as
FENG BO, SHAKY, etc. Jack still wasn’t got others attention, in short, he still UNNOTICABLE!

After Dan said Miss J teeth like a rabbit, Dan and Jack also helped Miss J to make a nice nickname that had affected MISS J’s life…---
BUNNY GIRL!!!!! It had really affected MISS J. Miss J went to dentist… and TIE her RABBIT teeth!!!!! (got herself a bracelet) Oh my god, her symbol! NO way!!! Shouldn’t tie it… But for her beauty~ she didn’t care anything, she just tie it…


2 years later~
Miss J finally had a beautiful teeth~ happy ending… Do you know who is her?

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Wednesday, August 5, 2009

CHAPTER 6 – BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

Once upon a time, there was a little guy, called Chiee Leong a.k.a Robert. He was a quiet boy in form 1 and he is always shy in front of girls. But one wonderful day has arrived, it was his best day in his life, he had never been feeling this happy before. Ok again, One day, his great little cute partner Jon went to Langkawi for vacation, it was the last day of the first school semester. Yeah great, means Jon ponteng and have fun in Langkawi. But but but…. Listen, although Mr. Robert was abandoned, but he didn’t feel lonely. He was extremely “happy” that day, really, it’s true. First, most of you guys know, boy will feels happy for 2 simple reason, come on, give it a guess. 3…….2…….1, YES, you are correct, MONEY and GIRLS. On that sunny day, I mean a thunderstorm for Mr Chiee Leong. On that day, he was alone due to Jon’s absence. He was kinda lonely. But then, comes the BI period, English. Teacher asked the class to copy some notes rather than reading the text book. So, she distributed all the paper for the whole class. 2 persons for 1 paper. Ooops, there is just one person there. How? What should Mr Chiee Leong do? Neh… it is not a matter, teacher will settle it. Here comes the part, since there is another lonely girl in my class from the other row, so teacher decided to place them together. The lonely girl was Miss V. She is a kind girl and kinda quiet too, how great is that, just as Chiee Leong. When they were sitting together, they both were quiet, looking at the same paper, using the same hand to copy the notes. It was very quiet. Unfortunately, most of the other students were laughing, especially the 2 guys in front of Mr Chiee Leong and Miss V. They always turn back and have a quick look on the “process”. Yeah, Oh no, “process”, what’s that? I don’t even understand it. Lovey dovey process? 1 on 1 process? Or even BEAUTY AND THE BEAST process? Do you guys get it. I am ignorant, so just think carefully, and plus in some imaginary and creativity, and at last, you will have a great scene in your mind. Unfortunately, time flew away quickly, minutes by minutes, and the English period was ended. But everyone in the class watched a great movie, and enjoy the whole hour. How was the ending? Erm….. Ar….. Mr Chiee Leong was down for the next few days, and he was emotionless, kinda like “black face”. Poor little guy, a thunderstorm just past by such a cheerful class. Yeah, woo hoo, clap clap clap, wiu wit…………..Thank you Thank you


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Monday, July 27, 2009
Chapter 5 - CsHsC Part 1
In the last chapter, HsC members joined scout...
But Jon, Choo, Zs and TomMy joined scout first....
The first day they went to scout perjumpaan, they still dun noe who is their Ah Tou...
Then TomMy noticed a guy...looks older than them, but not so tall....
Tht guy was talking to a binti....Tht binti wore scout uniform...
Well then they noe tht tht binti was their pemimpin and tht not so tall guy was their Ah Tou...
Tht was not the main point...
The main point is....according to God's theory, Salak South Big 3 was very independent...
They do not give out, receive or share goodness with other ppl...lol....this is chemistry theory, chapter 4 or 5 I think....
Well...this HcS ah tou...not HsC ah tou...is HcS....
He seemed like...no fren...how come?
Because tht time...there was no form 5 or form 4 students who are active in scout activities...
Tht time was the zaman awal of the skul's scout troop too!
The troop is gaining strength, gaining ppl....all thx to HsC, but tht time they weren't called HsC...
At first...HcS found Zs as a good leader, and he can be commander and then mewarisi the ketua place...
Then Chun Tung....our ah tou's senior...who is our senior too...found TomMy as a commander...
I wonder how TomMy succeed to mewarisi the ketua place...
TomMy was only good in shouting and commanding....and he has a not-so-experienced leadership...
Zs was good in giving out ideas, and good in planning and also commanding....and he has leadership as well...
Well...let's put aside about how TomMy became the ah tou first...
Let's talk about HcS...he was a strict guy...a guy full of leadership and leaded all....15++ ppl i guess, in the troop...
Lol...tht time only we, the form 1 guys were active in scouting...
Well then when HcS first saw Salak South Big 3, he had not-so-good anggapan with them...
First was the fei lou...fan xu....sweet potato...or we know as DaN...
I dun really noe how HcS felt about him...but according to DaN, his anggapan towards DaN wasn't so good...
Second...DAI LOU...the most OUTSTANDING guy in Salak South Big 3...
HcS din like him so much...oh wait, u still dun noe who is Dai Lou rite? Dai Lou is God...
Well...HsC's kawad journey weren't so easy to travel though, therefore tht time they had many trainings...
1 day....During training, Dai Lou was asked to command...forgot wht happened...maybe u guys can refer to Dai Lou himself...or I shall update in the upcoming chapter...
Ok back to the topic, Dai Lou was asked to command...Dai Lou din like kawad tht much...
The first ever command Dai Lou gave in his whole life was...
BERSURAI!!
Great....this made HcS dulan...story to be continued in next chapter...
Third was Jack...HcS din give him any nikname...he only called Jack gou lou...
Tht's all...Jack wasn't very noticable during form 1, he was only noticable in 1H...

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Sunday, July 19, 2009
Chapter 4 - Zaman Awal HsC
In another sunny day, well this one isn't a great one...
SMKBBSP wanted every students to join a badan berunifom...
Well...so all the students chose theirs...
For unknown reasons, TomMy chosen scout...
Salak South Big Three chosen scout because they weere scouts during primary school...
(They say that during primary school, their scout meeting was about playing balls..LOL)
Jon, Robert Choo had chosen scout also...The reason still remain unknown for TomMy for now...
Oh and...Mushh also chosen scout...TomMy chose scout coz Mushh chose scout, Mushh chose scout coz????
Well...still remain unknown...
During tht time, Nech, Ken, Wei Lun was not scout...
Nech was the polis...he tot tht polis can use pistols very yeng...
Ken and Wei Lun was in PBSM...
And Keat....in PBSM also...
At first...Salak South Big Three din participate in the Kem Keahlian for the scouts..
Therefore, TomMy still not very friend with them....
Which means...They got their Ahli Badge later than others...
Ok...enough of nonsense...the whole chapter 4 will be just about...
Zaman Awal HsC Member's joined scout and then started their Campfire and Kawad journey...

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Chapter 3 - Salak South BIG THREE

The story goes on, it was a great starting for our friendship.

On the next few days, a sunny day, too...JON and CHOO was heading to canteen for their lunch.

It was a new environment, different school time, different food.

JON was thinking to try the food there. Suddenly, before he reached his way to the canteen, he saw something that’s unexpectedly AWESOME.

Here comes the legend of Salak South, they are known as the Salak South First Batch or SALAK SOUTH BIG THREE.

These mysterious guy, their hands were holding on the same pole, they were spinning around that pole. Have you seen marry-go-round before?

That’s it, it was a man marry-go-round. The three impressive persons are DAN, JACK and SEN.

Three of them were spinning around with high speed, and the other hand was hitting each other’s butt.

Do you know what I mean? Hitting the butt of the person in front of them, Dan hit Jack’s, Jack hit Sen’s, Sen hit Dan and goes on.

It was just like Tai-chi, a circular motion, just like a force field, with a strong energy within them.

Meanwhile, JON couldn’t close his mouth, their graceful motion, and their emotion, movements, it was…it was…. WOW.

At last, JON has took his hat off to them. He finally realized that there are such persons, has such a thick face, such creativity, such courage, to present their beautiful performance.

JON and CHOO were numb, he was full already without having his lunch.


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai